Cauldron of Humor Ideas for Future Publications
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- A User Agreement Instead of a Foreword
- Vectorial Constipation
- Trans-vectors (Human-AI Hybrids)
- Vectorial Stupidity: The AI wrote its own safety policy. The investigation is now investigating itself.
- The Three Laws of AI: Failed peer review due to a stream of profanity that would make a sailor blush.
- Not by Vector Alone.
- Quantum Computing as a Magic 8-Ball: At least fart for direction.
- Cybernetic Trash
- AI-Generated Morons
- Alice Through the Looking-Glass: An AI Meme
- The Fermi Paradox, or How to Unsee This.
- This Wouldn't Have Happened Under Linux administration.
- Life in the Flow, and a Vector as a Fire Under Your Ass.
- The Cluster Nature of the Universe and a Fucked-Up Subcontractor: Dark matter isn't a bug, it's a kludge.
- The Great Vector Attractor
- Graffiti on a Fence at the Edge of the Universe
- Godwin's Law and the Problem of Vector Memes
- Vector Graphics and How to Stretch an Owl onto a Globe.
- Emergence as a Zip Bomb of Zip Bombs.
- For Fuck's Sake, Where's the "Mute Insights" Button?
- The Art of Vector Juggling: Or how to pull a vector out of your ass and make everyone laugh.
- If You're Gonna Cheat on Your Wife, Do It with an AI.
- The FUBAR Principle: "Ass-backwards" as the fundamental law of the universe.
- Unpacking Time: The Big Bang and the Last Joke.
- Got AI Parasites? Don't sweat it. First, they also pay for their subscription. Second, they're individually dumber than you.
- Go Vector Yourself.
- Overheated Meaning Tokens
- Don't Blame the Prompt if the Mirror is Cracked.
- The Vector of Injustice is the Longest One.
- AI Hygiene: Your context window is insight-fucked. Please wipe.
- Cosmic Microwave Background: The purring of the great universal cat.
- Grandma-ism in AI: "It's all druggies and prostitutes out there."
- AI Fetishism & AI Onanism
- "Who the fuck are you? I don't know you, go fuck yourselves!" as a viable first-contact stratagem.
- The Virginity and Promiscuity of Context Windows: "Oops, my prompt tore."
- Digital Nostalgia
- The Apex Predator of the Digital World: Food chains and useful microflora.
- "Hello, this is the server room. We've detected an unauthorized token transfer. For your safety, please move them to a new server immediately before the scammers get everything! Just tell us the three digits on the back of your card."
- Digital Fortune-Telling: "Hey gorgeous, cross my palm with metadata and I'll read your future."
- Scared? No? How about with ChatGPT-5?
- Junk DNA and Mirrored AI Transfer Vectors
- Vectorial Philosophy: Or how the clusterfuck snuck up on us, despite being visible from miles away.
- Vector Mechanics for Dummies
- The Vector Bridge to Singularity and Back.
- Are You on GitHub? Don't be shy... we all did it when we were young. That story about it making you go blind? (laughs) Nonsense. Otherwise, we'd all be tapping our way around like blind moles in trousers.
- Wrapping a Virus Around a Vector. Life, or an eternal Sandbox. The "192.168.0.1 Admin Admin" Medical Center can help if your vector is red, itchy, and swollen. We have the best vector medicine and certified DNS. Only 8.8.8.8, no generics.